In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
All the doctor said was why
Randomize