I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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