You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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