Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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