Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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