three words: i give head
three words: not that well
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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