Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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