Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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