You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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