When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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