If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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