It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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