I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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