so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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