That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I wish life had little blips of pornography
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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