I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
do nipples grow back?
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