so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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