I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
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did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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