i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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