I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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