i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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