I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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