oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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