I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You took a bar mat shot.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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