I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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