Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
so much tequila, so little girl.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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