I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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