Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I could fuck to npr.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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