told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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