I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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