yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she peed on how many people?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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