the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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