2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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