sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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I just had sex on a roof
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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