Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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