Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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