Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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