You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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