honey bunches of taint.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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