The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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