The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I puked a lego.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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