Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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