addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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