wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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