dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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