I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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