Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
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Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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