i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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