About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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