If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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